1 00:00:04,265 --> 00:00:05,266 Wow, that looks dangerous. 2 00:00:05,396 --> 00:00:06,615 It is dangerous. 3 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:08,095 But there's a beauty to it. 4 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:13,839 60-40 with a 30% promoter off the top. 5 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:15,015 I don't loan to lose. 6 00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:16,103 That sounds like a good deal. 7 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,540 We're not done negotiating yet, Cami. 8 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:20,020 We're done now. 9 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:20,803 It's my new goal in life, Tommy, 10 00:00:20,933 --> 00:00:22,283 to have you trust me. 11 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:23,675 Should take me back to the home. 12 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:25,112 This ain't working. 13 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:26,983 Did he know Mama? Did he call her an addict 14 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:28,550 or something? 'Cause it's true. 15 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,334 How much do engagement rings cost? 16 00:00:30,465 --> 00:00:31,422 You know what, 17 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:32,945 you come by the house. I'm gonna 18 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,643 give you my engagement ring. 19 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:36,688 You understand that a romantic relationship 20 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:38,734 with an M-TEX employee 21 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:40,562 violates the stipulations of your contract? 22 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:42,868 You can be good at your job and enjoy yourself. 23 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:44,305 You know that, right? 24 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:45,741 Your grump of a son won't dance with me. 25 00:00:45,871 --> 00:00:48,570 I guess I got a dance or two left in me. 26 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,441 My father's story's over. 27 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:52,269 Doesn't look like it's over. You know, I get 28 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,575 the sense she don't trust you. 29 00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:55,403 She thinks I'm gonna lose her fortune. 30 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,492 Well, you're gonna have to do something about that. 31 00:00:57,622 --> 00:01:00,016 Because when those sharks smell her doubting you, 32 00:01:00,147 --> 00:01:02,758 they're gonna poison her with reason to get rid of you. 33 00:01:32,003 --> 00:01:35,225 - Uh, who the fuck are you? - Waitress, 34 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:37,184 waitress! Don't rape me! 35 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:38,140 I'm not gonna rape you. The fuck's wrong with you? 36 00:01:38,271 --> 00:01:39,186 Tommy, put your dick away. 37 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:41,275 Don't be scared, darling. 38 00:01:41,405 --> 00:01:42,928 That wasn't about you. 39 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:45,192 He eats Cialis like MandM's, runs into door jams 40 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:46,670 all morning with that thing. 41 00:01:46,801 --> 00:01:47,846 Son of a bitch. 42 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:49,239 So sorry about that. 43 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:50,806 - Oh. - Okay, just leave the tray. 44 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:51,763 Uh, thank you. 45 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:53,983 Go ahead. 46 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:58,944 Nice. 47 00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:00,468 What are you doing, 48 00:02:00,598 --> 00:02:02,209 sneaking fucking hotel workers in here for? 49 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:04,472 I was trying to surprise you with breakfast in bed. 50 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:06,387 Well, you sure as shit did. 51 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:08,519 That is not the best angle of your ball sack, I might add. 52 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,478 I'd scream, too. You know, 53 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:11,827 you've really got to love a man 54 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:13,307 to look at him from there. 55 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:14,786 Poor thing. 56 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:16,658 If she wasn't a lesbian when she walked in here, 57 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:18,660 she's a fucking lesbian now. 58 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:20,183 Where you going? 59 00:02:20,314 --> 00:02:21,793 Getting dressed. 60 00:02:21,924 --> 00:02:23,012 When my husband flashes the waitstaff, 61 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,492 it kind of kills the mood. 62 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:25,754 Well, honey, you're the one that told me 63 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:27,408 to take an extra pill last night. 64 00:02:27,538 --> 00:02:29,845 Now what do I do with this fucking thing? Huh? 65 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:32,239 Why don't you fuck one of those waffles? 66 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:33,675 Okay, maybe I will. 67 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,808 Matter of fact, I might fuck the whole breakfast. 68 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:38,201 The waffles and the fruit 69 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:40,247 and the goddamn bagel and the omelet. 70 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:41,944 Don't you fucking touch my omelet. 71 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,033 Oh, the omelet's the first thing that's getting fucked. 72 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,513 Don't you fuck my omelet. 73 00:02:45,643 --> 00:02:48,079 You better order another one because it's fucked. 74 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:49,603 Way to ruin the weekend, Tommy. 75 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:51,475 The weekend just started, babe. 76 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:53,608 And you already ruined it. 77 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:13,541 Buenos días. 78 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:16,761 Mm. Buen día a ti. 79 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:19,068 ¿Dormiste bien? 80 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,204 I did. 81 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,075 Why are we speaking Spanish? 82 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,381 I've been practicing. 83 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:29,034 I can see that. 84 00:03:29,165 --> 00:03:31,079 Well, I just figured, it's your first language. 85 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,082 I should know how to speak it. 86 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,605 And when you start talking shit, 87 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:35,824 I'll know what you're saying. 88 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:40,872 Do you know French? 89 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:42,656 - No. - Hmm. 90 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:44,659 Guess I better learn that then. 91 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:46,182 It's important I'm able to talk shit about you 92 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,749 without repercussions. 93 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,577 It's the corner shop of any healthy relationship. 94 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:51,100 "Cornerstone," babe. 95 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,276 Oye, no necesito que corrijas cada palabra 96 00:03:53,406 --> 00:03:54,843 que uso mal. 97 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:56,018 Okay, what does that mean? 98 00:03:57,889 --> 00:04:00,022 Looks like I don't have to learn French for a while. 99 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,941 How was Isabel? 100 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:07,595 Isabel was a trap. 101 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:10,250 Did you survive it? 102 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,687 She taught me how to make salsa. 103 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:16,603 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 104 00:04:16,733 --> 00:04:18,387 Salsa roja or verde? 105 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,042 Both. 106 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:23,132 Mm. 107 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,786 You did more than survive. 108 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:30,618 Two down, one to go. 109 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:36,232 Mm. You're on the clock, flaco. 110 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:37,886 Don't make me wait forever. 111 00:04:53,683 --> 00:04:55,425 I want it to be special when I ask. 112 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,734 Having done this once before, 113 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,823 the asking isn't what makes it special. 114 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:03,520 The wedding doesn't either. 115 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,305 The wedding's for everyone else. 116 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:08,090 We make the marriage special. 117 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,833 We make every day special, Cooper. 118 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:16,490 And it's a lot harder than it sounds. 119 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:17,839 Understand? 120 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:20,320 I'm trying really hard to listen, 121 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:21,930 but you're naked and 122 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:24,324 it's got my brain pretty jumbled. 123 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:26,500 Men. 124 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:12,720 Morning. 125 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:15,331 Morning. You hungry? 126 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:17,115 Um... 127 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:18,943 I... 128 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:20,641 No? Not a breakfast eater? 129 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:23,818 No, I... I have breakfast. 130 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:25,428 It's typically 131 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:26,560 - a juice blend... - Uh-huh. 132 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:27,865 Some yogurt, 133 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:30,041 açaí, blueberries, if they're wild. 134 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:31,434 Well, we don't have any of that. 135 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:32,957 What do we have? 136 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:34,350 Coffee? 137 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:36,396 Sure. 138 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:46,710 Barefoot. 139 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:50,018 That's really living on the edge in West Texas. 140 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:53,630 - Dirt feels good. - Oh, yeah? 141 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:55,153 Till it doesn't. When something under you 142 00:06:55,284 --> 00:06:57,591 stings the shit out of you. 143 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,791 When I overcome my shame, 144 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:26,228 I'll need some help understanding the mechanics 145 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:28,230 of the travel trailer toilet. 146 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,886 Well, the pedal is on the floor. 147 00:07:32,016 --> 00:07:33,540 It's like a car. 148 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:35,585 Below the seat, you push it halfway down, 149 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:39,459 it fills the basin. All the way down flushes it. 150 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:42,462 Thank you. How about the shower? 151 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:43,898 There's no pedals in the shower. 152 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:46,161 It's just like the one you got at home, 153 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:47,510 you know, just probably... 154 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:50,818 probably much smaller, I'll assume. 155 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,829 God, it's beautiful, isn't it? 156 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:06,268 That's not the word I would use to describe it. 157 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:08,488 You know that its formation 158 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:09,924 is a result of tectonic events 159 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:12,100 a billion or more years ago. 160 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:14,755 You know, we're sitting right now on a shallow sea. 161 00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:17,540 And there was this massive evaporative event, 162 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:19,455 and then this became an inland sea, 163 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:22,371 connected down to the ocean by what we call the Hovey Channel, 164 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,200 formed during the Permian period, hence the name. 165 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:28,682 There was massive marine life in this sea, massive. 166 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:33,948 And that marine life is now the oil we all seek today. 167 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:44,698 We're eating breakfast on the ocean floor. 168 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:48,310 Isn't that something? 169 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,705 Yeah. 170 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:55,839 And you? 171 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:58,320 - Me? - Mm-hmm. 172 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,017 - A lawyer. - Mm-hmm. 173 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:02,150 Mm-hmm. 174 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,544 So, you like to fight. 175 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:09,940 I like to beat people who underestimate me. 176 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,768 Underestimate you? 177 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:12,813 Which is everyone. 178 00:09:12,943 --> 00:09:15,250 Who underestimates you? 179 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,382 I mean, y-you scare the shit out of me. 180 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,123 You're smart, you're beautiful, 181 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:20,603 you got a chip on your shoulder the size 182 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,431 of this drilling rig here. 183 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,433 You don't act very scared. 184 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,175 I like to overcome my fears. 185 00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:28,742 Oh, is that what you've been doing? 186 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:30,700 You know what, I'm a big believer 187 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,615 in only getting involved with women way out of my league. 188 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,269 Ah. 189 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:35,879 Okay. And why is that? 190 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:39,404 If you don't feel like you deserve what you got, 191 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,102 you'll always work hard to deserve it. 192 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:46,063 - What? - Wow. Okay. 193 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:48,544 You know, I bet the ladies really lap that shit up. 194 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:49,980 Well, I've never actually been with a woman 195 00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:51,460 way out of my league till you, 196 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,811 so this is the first test of that theory. 197 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,204 Oh, now I'm a theory? 198 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:57,901 No, you're not. You're not a theory. 199 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,686 You're very much real. You're actually... 200 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:03,211 I'm shocked this is even happening. 201 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:07,476 Look, you're cute, 202 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,261 good cook and a better kisser, 203 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:14,178 but the $40 body wash, that's the reason I'm sitting here. 204 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:16,006 Sixty-seven. 205 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:18,052 Oh. Well, that makes me like you even more. 206 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,273 Can we shift gears? 207 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:24,275 Back to bed? 208 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,147 Different gear. 209 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:29,193 I want to get you in front of the president and principal 210 00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:32,022 and walk them through getting this well producing. 211 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,937 Well, I can walk them through getting it drilled, 212 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:36,374 but I-I can't guarantee it'll produce. 213 00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:39,595 But you said drilling for gas was more forgiving. 214 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,553 It is. If the reservoir is proven. 215 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,207 Now, this-this is a wildcat. 216 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,688 I mean, there is gas in the region. 217 00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:47,429 This is a very likely spot for it, 218 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,518 but there's no guarantees for that. 219 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,737 We know where 220 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,260 - the well produced. - Right. 221 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,001 Well, it stopped producing because it blew out. 222 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,655 Because of a hurricane. 223 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,178 Hurricanes are on the surface. 224 00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:59,093 The well is 30,000 feet below. 225 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,922 I... I need a no-bullshit assessment. 226 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:04,272 What are the odds that we reach the gas field? 227 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:06,840 Well, look, I've glanced at the seismics, 228 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,276 and I need to study the reservoir, 229 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,626 - check the production history... - What are the odds? 230 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:11,975 Ten percent. 231 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:25,467 We are spending $400 million on this drill. 232 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,904 You know, diamonds aren't expensive because they're rare. 233 00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:29,732 They're expensive because they're hard to find. 234 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:33,127 It's the same with our business. 235 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:40,003 Look, I'm the very best at what I do. 236 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,179 If there's gas in that field, I will find it. 237 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:44,965 Just give me time to glance over the seismics, and... 238 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:47,271 - Sounds like a guarantee. - Mm-mmm. It's a belief. 239 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:49,273 I need more than a belief. 240 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:50,753 I can't give you that. Anyone who says that they can 241 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,233 is lying to you. You know, 242 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,931 Wildcatting... it's a belief and nothing else. 243 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,716 I don't know what wildcatting means. 244 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:57,717 It's risking it all. 245 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,588 Chips to the middle. 246 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,243 Fortune or failure, caution to the wind. All on a hunch. 247 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:05,855 That well produced for eight years. We know gas is there. 248 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,291 You know gas is there. 249 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,511 Then the well blew, started pumping water. 250 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,948 Did the pocket collapse? Were you in a small reservoir? 251 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,515 Were you on the edge of a big one? 252 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:14,908 I mean, production had little decline. 253 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:18,085 Hints at a big one, but you don't know. 254 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,043 That's wildcatting. 255 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,349 Now, you can take all your money to Vegas 256 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:24,134 and get better odds, but if these hit, 257 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:27,398 you're not measuring in MCFs, you're measuring in TCFs. 258 00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,836 I don't know TCF. 259 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,968 Rebecca, you work for an oil company. 260 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,230 How can you not know what a TCF is... 261 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,319 I'm not a petroleum geologist. 262 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,452 I'm a fucking litigation attorney. 263 00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,323 You are the geologist, 264 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:42,979 so would you be so kind as to tell me what the fuck a TCF is? 265 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:46,548 A million cubic feet, MCF. Trillion cubic feet, TCF. 266 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:49,551 An MCF of natural gas trades at 375, 267 00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,988 so... 268 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,034 you do the math, 'cause I can't count that high. 269 00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,823 But if it misses... 270 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,565 - we're out $400 million. - Yeah. 271 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:06,307 That's wildcatting. 272 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,091 It's Saturday, man. Shit. 273 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,705 Man, don't anybody want to just sleep in 274 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,054 on the weekends in this camp? 275 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,534 Got to go cruise Clements. 276 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:29,363 Show off their rides, chase honeys. 277 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:30,799 All the money they got in those fucking things, 278 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,931 they better do something with 'em. 279 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:36,848 Hey, you ever go down there? 280 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,067 Hell no. 281 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,329 This car culture deal 282 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,201 never made it to the reservation. 283 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:44,073 We run eight deep in a 30-year-old van 284 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,683 and don't give a fuck. 285 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,947 Might blow three paychecks on a horse, 286 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,123 but not a damn car. 287 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,125 What time's Boss want us over there? 288 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,605 - Whenever you're ready. - I'm ready now. 289 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:56,651 Let's get on the road before we get stuck 290 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,261 behind 50 of these things. 291 00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,662 Oh, shit. They're about to move. 292 00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,449 Out of the way! 293 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,727 Hey, don't spray gravel on these guys, they'll shoot us. 294 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,338 Woo! 295 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,341 Hey, motherfucker! 296 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,629 Everyone's so quiet. 297 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:13,031 November, five, five, niner, kilo, golf. 298 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,396 All right. Love you, honey. I'll see you this afternoon. 299 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:36,838 You got to really make one mad to get the finger 300 00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,362 as she's climbing on your fucking jet. 301 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,147 - Love you, Daddy. - Love you, baby. 302 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,626 I'll try to smooth things over. 303 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,933 That's a job for time and tequila, honey. 304 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,935 Well, luckily, jets have both. 305 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,242 God works in mysterious ways. 306 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,898 What did you do? 307 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,727 Well, I'll tell you this, uh... 308 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,425 not even as a joke... 309 00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,514 don't ever put your dick in a woman's omelet. 310 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,647 To be honest, son, the thought 311 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:06,520 has never crossed my fucking mind. 312 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,281 Hey. 313 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:29,673 - Hey, guys. - How we doing, Jaqui? 314 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:30,979 How are you? 315 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,372 I'm so good, how are you? 316 00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,200 Oh, hey, good to see you. 317 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,723 Good to see you. Y'all come on in. 318 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:36,941 All right. 319 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,204 We got wives in the living room. 320 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:41,207 Barbecue and beer is out back. Wives? 321 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,774 Hello, wives. 322 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,776 How y'all doing? Yeah. 323 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,268 How are you? 324 00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:02,576 Baby, you need anything? 325 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,055 Oh, I'll take some more waters, please, baby. 326 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,014 - Water, you got it. - Thank you. 327 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,191 Glad to see y'all breathing, man. That was some bullshit. 328 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,062 Yeah, I don't want to live it again. 329 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,064 Man, they took Jerrell home in a wheelchair. 330 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,718 He blind as a motherfucker. 331 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,024 Praying that's temporary. 332 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,373 - You and me both. - Yeah. 333 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:19,897 - Hey, Boss. - Oh, BR. 334 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,595 - King, what's up, man? - What's up, brother? 335 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:24,424 - Hey, I hope y'all hungry. - Oh, we're hungry. 336 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:27,601 What you got there? Damn. Who got a birthday? 337 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,472 It's my 20 year bonus. 338 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,126 Yeah. 339 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,432 We all kings today, brother. 340 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,608 Hey, grab y'all a plate and a beer. 341 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,523 - Yeah. - How you like yours, BR? 342 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:37,611 I'll take mine rare. 343 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:38,786 Oh, that's that bloodthirsty 344 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,135 Viking shit right there. 345 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,528 How about you, King? 346 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,007 Man, I'm a Comanche. 347 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,314 You already overcooked mine. 348 00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:48,491 Here. Unless you want to grab a raw one right out the cooler. 349 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,101 Don't tempt me. 350 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,668 I'm gonna eat mine before it gets up and runs off, all right? 351 00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:53,888 Enjoy it, man. I'll be over there in a minute. 352 00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:01,243 Hey, you. 353 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:02,679 - Jaqui, Jaqui, Jaqui. Hello. - Come on inside. 354 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,420 How are you? 355 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:05,726 I'm good. We got the boys outside in the back, okay? 356 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:06,727 Okay. All right. 357 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,860 What... Is that for me? 358 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,254 Everything I have is yours, Jaqui. 359 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,995 Come here. You look great, sweetheart. 360 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,039 Thank you. You too. 361 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,084 It is unfair to humanity 362 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,390 that he gets you all to himself, 363 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,608 I swear to God. 364 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,088 You can go fight him over me, 365 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,698 - we can run away together. - I fucking will. 366 00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,178 - And I'll fight dirty. - Great. 367 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:24,658 All right. They're out back. 368 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,442 What are the men doing outside? I mean, 369 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,749 here's the party. Shit. 370 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,533 Word is you're single again. 371 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:31,839 Well, you know what? Yall need new hobbies 372 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,232 if that's the latest gossip. 373 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:36,191 But, uh, yes, I'm on the market. 374 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,845 So, uh, if y'all know any, 375 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:41,065 you know, swimsuit models with terrible taste in men, 376 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:42,197 just send 'em my way. 377 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,851 I have a swimsuit. 378 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,030 Okay. 379 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,251 Dale! 380 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:54,078 - You made it. - Hey, buddy. 381 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:56,255 - What's happening, man? - Hey, walk with me, will you? 382 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:57,865 - Oh, yeah. Watch the food. - Talk to you about something. 383 00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,519 - Come here. - Oh, shit, 384 00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:00,868 the Boss' boss is here. 385 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,130 Oh, shit. I ain't nobody's boss. 386 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,784 Quiet. 387 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:08,092 Happy 20. 388 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:12,009 Oh, really? I-I thought this was just for the suits. 389 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,055 You make it 20, you make it 20. 390 00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,970 Aw... 391 00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:26,372 Ooh. 392 00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:30,027 Yeah. Now, they call that, um, 393 00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:31,551 the Daytona Panda. 394 00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:36,947 - Holy shit. - Get a look at that. 395 00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:39,472 Thank you, man. 396 00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:41,474 Now, you thank Tommy, okay? 397 00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,432 He wanted to be here but he got called to Fort Worth, 398 00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:44,694 so... 399 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,740 Could sell that thing and retire. 400 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,307 No, you couldn't retire, King. 401 00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:50,309 But you, uh, you could buy a pretty nice boat. 402 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:54,835 Think of all the ways that this job can kill you. 403 00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:56,750 The busts. 404 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,100 Man camps. 405 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:03,322 Hell, we stayed in tents when we were drilling in Oklahoma. 406 00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:06,499 Outrunning tornados, blowouts... 407 00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:10,633 I'm shocked I'm still here, man. 408 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:13,941 Yeah, yeah, but, uh... 409 00:22:14,071 --> 00:22:15,986 it put a daughter through college, didn't it? 410 00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:18,902 Nice house for that pretty wife who don't have to work. 411 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:22,036 Yeah, I know all that, Dale, but... 412 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,560 I just don't think I have 20 more in me. 413 00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:25,996 Hell, I ain't got two more in me. 414 00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:28,216 - Yeah. - Been feeding that 401K 415 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,739 like a hunting dog. 416 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,437 That's the trick, ain't it? 417 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:34,875 Take what you can from this place and then get out. 418 00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:37,399 - Get the fuck out. - Yes, sir. 419 00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:39,923 Well, I don't know what y'all give for 21 years, 420 00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:42,404 but I ain't gonna be around to find out. 421 00:22:42,535 --> 00:22:44,232 After this summer, 422 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,017 you want to see me, you got to come out there to Houston, baby. 423 00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:48,236 Uh-huh. 424 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,716 Looks good on you. 425 00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,457 - Look at that. Uh-huh. - Who wants a beer? 426 00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:53,023 - Oh, shit, I'll take one. - Yeah, I'll take one, too. 427 00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:54,329 Here, Dale. 428 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:55,809 - Thank you, sir. - Let's go. 429 00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:57,419 - Appreciate it. - You bet. 430 00:22:57,550 --> 00:22:59,552 So, what about you, Dale... 431 00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:01,118 when you getting out? 432 00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:04,513 It's, uh, oh, shit, it's different for me. 433 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,994 Yeah. 434 00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:08,343 I'm a treasure hunter. 435 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,129 It ain't a job for me. 436 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:14,131 If it ain't a job, what is it? 437 00:23:14,262 --> 00:23:15,524 It's an addiction. 438 00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:19,920 It is. 439 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:22,923 Now we're being honest. 440 00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:34,413 Goddamn, son. 441 00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:36,023 I know I'm not long for this world, 442 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:39,200 but I don't need to die today. Slow down! 443 00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:41,855 The safest place on this road's in front of these fucking semis. 444 00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:43,509 We don't want to be behind these sons of bitches 445 00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:44,510 going up Ranger Mountain. 446 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,033 I need to find a bathroom. 447 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:47,556 We haven't been on the road an hour yet. 448 00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,036 I don't care how long we been on the road. 449 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:50,341 Unless you want me pissing 450 00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:51,952 - on the floorboard... - Goddamn it, 451 00:23:52,082 --> 00:23:53,693 it's like taking a fucking road trip with Angela. 452 00:23:53,823 --> 00:23:55,651 I can't wait till your prostate is the size 453 00:23:55,782 --> 00:23:57,523 of a fucking grapefruit. 454 00:23:57,653 --> 00:24:00,264 I guess you'll clothespin your dick closed so you don't 455 00:24:00,395 --> 00:24:02,136 - wet your fucking pants. - Son of a... 456 00:24:05,618 --> 00:24:06,880 You happy? 457 00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:09,665 Not yet. 458 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:32,645 Ain't that my fucking luck? 459 00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:35,169 Go ahead. 460 00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:37,824 Put me out of my misery. 461 00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:50,750 You need anything else... you want a blankie 462 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,578 or a sippy cup or something? 463 00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:54,014 I wouldn't say no to lunch. 464 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,252 Pop, you think you could eat a little faster? 465 00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:17,646 'Cause if you don't, your lunch is gonna turn into supper. 466 00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:20,780 I like to enjoy my food. 467 00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:22,390 Unlike you, 468 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,524 who sucks it down like a fucking catfish. 469 00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:28,048 Don't smoke while I'm eating. 470 00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:31,965 Goddamn it. 471 00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:33,880 What's your hurry, son? 472 00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:37,231 All those problems you're racing home to fix 473 00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:39,407 is problems when you get there. 474 00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:42,758 And once you solve 'em, there's a whole new set 475 00:25:42,889 --> 00:25:44,281 right behind 'em. 476 00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:47,937 You got to enjoy the moments between the problems. 477 00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:49,809 Otherwise... 478 00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:51,898 problems is all you'll have. 479 00:25:52,028 --> 00:25:54,509 You know, it's funny... I don't recall that philosophy 480 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,729 when you were climbing inside of a whiskey bottle 481 00:25:56,859 --> 00:25:59,949 after filing a missing persons report on my mother. 482 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,472 I didn't know it then. 483 00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:04,301 You take a long, hard look at me. 484 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:06,913 I am the road map to living life wrong. 485 00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:10,220 Whatever time I got left, 486 00:26:10,351 --> 00:26:11,961 I'm gonna enjoy. 487 00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:14,398 This steak. 488 00:26:14,529 --> 00:26:16,792 That sweet tea. 489 00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:19,447 A dance with your wife. 490 00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:23,146 That granddaughter's smile. 491 00:26:25,148 --> 00:26:27,194 You got it all, son. 492 00:26:29,065 --> 00:26:31,372 But you're too fucking stupid to see it. 493 00:26:32,329 --> 00:26:33,766 Or too mad. 494 00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:37,683 Or too addicted to the fix. 495 00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:44,559 Whatever it is, you're missing it. 496 00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:50,130 I'll be in the truck. 497 00:26:52,915 --> 00:26:54,569 Here you go. 498 00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,225 I'll bring the change. 499 00:26:58,355 --> 00:26:59,879 Change is for the waitress. 500 00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:33,086 Got you a little T-shirt there? 501 00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:35,175 Yeah, and a couple of cups. 502 00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:37,699 There's a truck stop in Abilene where you can go act like 503 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:40,615 a California tourist and take a picture with a jackalope. 504 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:41,964 You want to go there? 505 00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:43,444 Lead the way, son. 506 00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:07,990 Why'd you call him? 507 00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:09,557 - I got to give him something. - Hey, Mom. 508 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,472 Hi, baby. 509 00:28:11,602 --> 00:28:14,127 I'm so excited! 510 00:28:15,302 --> 00:28:16,956 Oh... 511 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:21,830 This piece of shit have any air conditioning? 512 00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:24,224 It does. Doesn't have any Freon. 513 00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:26,966 Mama, don't touch anything. 514 00:28:28,271 --> 00:28:31,144 Probably puts his boogers underneath the dashboard. 515 00:28:57,823 --> 00:29:00,216 There you go, baby. I polished it. 516 00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:02,828 - Oh, God, you stink. - Thanks, Mom. 517 00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:05,352 - She's gonna be so happy. - I didn't know there was 518 00:29:05,482 --> 00:29:07,615 - a breakfast sausage cologne. - Ainsley. 519 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:10,574 Just a little deodorant could go a long way, honey. 520 00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:11,706 And a shower. 521 00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:13,447 - Ainsley. - In a vat of acid. 522 00:29:13,577 --> 00:29:14,840 Oh, just be nice. 523 00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:16,842 It's a big day for him and his little familia. 524 00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:18,800 We got to start planning. 525 00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:20,106 We got to pick a church, 526 00:29:20,236 --> 00:29:21,977 we need a location for the reception. 527 00:29:22,108 --> 00:29:23,587 Have you thought about choosing your best man? 528 00:29:23,718 --> 00:29:25,198 First he needs to make a friend. 529 00:29:25,328 --> 00:29:27,548 Maybe I should ask first, before we start planning. 530 00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:29,811 Yeah, she could still come to her senses and say no. 531 00:29:29,942 --> 00:29:31,334 Besides, it's the bride's family 532 00:29:31,465 --> 00:29:32,771 that plans the wedding, not the groom's. 533 00:29:32,901 --> 00:29:34,294 Groom's family plans the rehearsal dinner, 534 00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:36,557 and that's her last real chance to leave you. 535 00:29:36,687 --> 00:29:37,819 Oh, my Go... Mom! 536 00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:38,864 That's enough. 537 00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:40,387 - Or I will twist. - Okay! 538 00:29:40,517 --> 00:29:44,391 Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 539 00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:47,089 It's like when a bull sees red, it can't help but attack. 540 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,743 That's what his stink does to me. 541 00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:50,179 Yeah, you know, I'm s-I'm sure you got every inch 542 00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:51,659 of your wedding planned. 543 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,052 Course I do. Wedding's gonna be 544 00:29:53,182 --> 00:29:54,793 at St. Andrew's in downtown Fort Worth, 545 00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:57,012 the reception at the barn at Circle T Ranch. 546 00:29:57,143 --> 00:29:58,492 You and Daddy need to start making friends 547 00:29:58,622 --> 00:30:00,581 with Ross Perot Jr., 'cause it is... 548 00:30:00,711 --> 00:30:01,887 it's real expensive. 549 00:30:08,632 --> 00:30:10,025 You wonder why I hate him. 550 00:30:32,569 --> 00:30:33,788 Were we meeting today? 551 00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:35,398 We are now. Can I come in? 552 00:30:35,529 --> 00:30:37,009 Please. 553 00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:40,273 You want to have a seat? 554 00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:42,884 - I'm too upset to sit. - Upset about what? 555 00:30:43,015 --> 00:30:44,451 I met with Charlie. 556 00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:46,409 Charlie? 557 00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:48,063 Offshore driller? 558 00:30:48,194 --> 00:30:50,239 I thought he went by Charles. 559 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:52,024 He introduced himself as Charlie. 560 00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:54,591 Oh. To me, it's always been Charles. Interesting. 561 00:30:54,722 --> 00:30:58,030 Not that interesting. And not relevant. 562 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,120 He says that there's no guarantee that the drill site 563 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,078 will successfully strike the gas field. 564 00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:05,037 Well, there's never any guarantees. 565 00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:07,169 So many issues could impede success. 566 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:09,215 He's not talking about impeding success. 567 00:31:09,345 --> 00:31:11,608 He says the likelihood that we are successful 568 00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:13,393 is ten percent. 569 00:31:13,523 --> 00:31:15,917 Well, that's wrong. Our success rate on land is higher, 570 00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:17,527 and horizontal fracking an almost certainty, 571 00:31:17,658 --> 00:31:20,139 - but still... - He seemed pretty certain. 572 00:31:20,269 --> 00:31:21,967 That was producing before the hurricane. 573 00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:23,533 That is number two. 574 00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:25,884 Hurricane didn't cause the blowout. 575 00:31:26,014 --> 00:31:27,886 The timing was a coincidence. 576 00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:29,583 Then what caused it? 577 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:32,803 This is starting to make more sense. 578 00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:35,850 Monty weighed the odds between drilling and litigating 579 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:38,287 and decided he had better odds in court. 580 00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:41,334 If we refuse to drill, 581 00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,249 how would you fight this? 582 00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:45,512 Look, I don't know how Monty convinced them 583 00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:48,297 to pay the claim directly, but neither do the plaintiffs. 584 00:31:48,428 --> 00:31:49,995 If they did, they would have presented that 585 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,779 or at least declared it in the court filings. 586 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,085 That's their case. 587 00:31:53,215 --> 00:31:56,262 As it stands, all we have is 588 00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:59,787 an insurance company that altered its own policy 589 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,050 with no damages. 590 00:32:02,181 --> 00:32:05,184 The insurance company is spending 400 million regardless. 591 00:32:05,314 --> 00:32:06,881 Okay. 592 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:09,753 I think we litigate. 593 00:32:09,884 --> 00:32:12,017 The goal being dragging it out as long as possible 594 00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:14,019 until we recover the money from the funds 595 00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:16,586 or the workovers are online and we can pay out a settlement. 596 00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:18,327 And I need this before a jury. 597 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:22,027 I don't need a mediator applying logic here, I need 12 598 00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:24,072 blue collar workers who will equate this 599 00:32:24,203 --> 00:32:26,640 to getting in a car wreck and the insurance company 600 00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:28,642 sending the check to them instead of the bank. 601 00:32:28,772 --> 00:32:30,774 I'll write up a change of venue request. 602 00:32:30,905 --> 00:32:32,037 I'll notify plaintiff's attorneys. 603 00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:33,212 Don't notify anyone. 604 00:32:34,517 --> 00:32:38,304 I need Charles to explain this to Tommy, 605 00:32:38,434 --> 00:32:40,871 and then we all need to explain this to Cami, 606 00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:42,786 and she will be harder to convince than a judge. 607 00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:44,832 Well, I'll get everything prepared. 608 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,399 When we have the green light, I'll pull the trigger. 609 00:32:46,529 --> 00:32:49,402 I'm just printing out something for you to sign. 610 00:32:52,753 --> 00:32:53,972 What am I signing? 611 00:32:54,102 --> 00:32:55,843 It's a... 612 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,976 conflict form. 613 00:32:58,106 --> 00:33:01,066 And what is the conflict? 614 00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:03,285 A romantic relationship with a coworker 615 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:04,852 who is your subordinate? 616 00:33:07,115 --> 00:33:09,422 Nobody calls him Charlie. 617 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,729 Is it your position that there is 618 00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:14,949 no romantic relationship? 619 00:33:16,951 --> 00:33:18,605 I would not say romantic. 620 00:33:18,735 --> 00:33:20,259 Would you say sexual? 621 00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:34,012 Charles will need to sign as well. 622 00:33:34,142 --> 00:33:36,188 And the indignity continues. 623 00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,668 There is no indignity and there is no judgement here. 624 00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:40,018 Fine. I'll take it to him. 625 00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:42,716 That could be perceived as coercion. 626 00:33:44,805 --> 00:33:46,285 Please. 627 00:33:48,243 --> 00:33:50,376 This goes on my record. 628 00:33:50,506 --> 00:33:52,639 If I'd slept with him, I'd be the one 629 00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:54,989 signing it and it would go on my record. 630 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,382 I'm just looking out for 631 00:33:56,512 --> 00:33:57,818 the best interests of the company, Rebecca. 632 00:33:57,948 --> 00:33:59,515 So now you present it to the board. 633 00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:00,821 Correct. 634 00:34:02,257 --> 00:34:03,824 Well played, Counselor. 635 00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:06,000 - I'm not playing. - Yeah, I can see that. 636 00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:50,958 Oh, God. 637 00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:54,918 Hi, Rebecca. 638 00:34:55,049 --> 00:34:57,443 There's my little pirate's wench. 639 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,492 Mm, love you. 640 00:35:03,623 --> 00:35:05,320 Thanks, Mom. 641 00:35:05,451 --> 00:35:06,887 Thank you. 642 00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:10,543 I swear, 643 00:35:10,673 --> 00:35:12,284 that girl is wound tighter than Dick's hatband. 644 00:35:12,414 --> 00:35:15,113 Yeah. 645 00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:16,592 Do you mean like a cock ring? 646 00:35:18,072 --> 00:35:19,900 Honey, get your head out of the gutter. 647 00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:22,903 No. 648 00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:24,687 Dick was a king whose crown didn't fit. 649 00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:28,213 There was a king named Dick? 650 00:35:29,301 --> 00:35:31,868 Dick is short for Richard. 651 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:34,262 Oh, goodness, let me tell you, honey, 652 00:35:34,393 --> 00:35:35,742 somewhere, back in the old days, 653 00:35:35,872 --> 00:35:38,092 there was a man named Richard who went by Dick 654 00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:40,834 and must have been hung like a Georgia plow mule. 655 00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:01,550 It cooling off at all out there? 656 00:36:01,681 --> 00:36:03,161 Eh, not much. 657 00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:04,205 It's not even June. 658 00:36:04,336 --> 00:36:05,989 How can I help you, hon? 659 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,556 I-I'm needing some roses. 660 00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:10,211 Okay. How many? 661 00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:11,430 How much are they? 662 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,214 Uh, well, it depends on 663 00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:15,825 which ones and the type of arrangement. 664 00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:17,523 Well, I-I don't really need an arrangement. 665 00:36:17,653 --> 00:36:19,307 I'm... really just need the flowers. 666 00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:22,136 I'm thinking a little more volume-driven. 667 00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:25,618 Oh, like petals in the tub, that kind of thing? 668 00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:28,186 Uh, mine's just more of a trail of roses. 669 00:36:28,316 --> 00:36:29,361 Oh. 670 00:36:29,491 --> 00:36:30,971 Well, you know what? 671 00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:33,234 I have a shipment, it's a little past its prime, 672 00:36:33,365 --> 00:36:36,846 but there's a pile of 'em and I can let you have 'em for cheap. 673 00:36:36,977 --> 00:36:38,848 Say, two dollars a stem? 674 00:36:38,979 --> 00:36:40,328 Yeah, o-okay. I'll take a hundred. 675 00:36:40,459 --> 00:36:41,808 Okay, come on back, I'll show you. 676 00:36:57,476 --> 00:36:58,999 We're home, Pop. 677 00:37:02,132 --> 00:37:04,222 Hey, Pop, wake up, we're home. 678 00:37:10,097 --> 00:37:11,881 Hey, Pop, wake up. 679 00:37:16,451 --> 00:37:17,539 - Hey, we're home. - What the fuck?! 680 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:18,932 Goddamn! 681 00:37:19,062 --> 00:37:20,542 The fuck the matter with you? 682 00:37:20,673 --> 00:37:22,109 I tried to wake you up three fucking times. 683 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,416 Pulling on my fucking mustache. 684 00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:25,852 I'm gonna have to get you one of them ear trumpets, 685 00:37:25,982 --> 00:37:28,333 - like the English wear. - Yeah, fuck you. 686 00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:32,902 Good God almighty. 687 00:37:50,877 --> 00:37:53,619 What you doing sneaking around the neighborhood? 688 00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:58,711 Are you all right? Did somebody die or something? 689 00:38:00,103 --> 00:38:03,019 I had sex with one of your geologists. 690 00:38:03,150 --> 00:38:05,283 I thought you should hear it from me. 691 00:38:05,413 --> 00:38:07,067 Okay. 692 00:38:10,505 --> 00:38:11,941 Well, what do you want me to say, 693 00:38:12,072 --> 00:38:14,030 "Nice job, way to go, how was it"? 694 00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:16,337 I don't... I-I... What are you looking for here? 695 00:38:16,468 --> 00:38:19,035 I signed the conflict disclosure form 696 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:20,733 and I just... 697 00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:23,126 I want you to consider 698 00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:25,172 what I've accomplished for this company. 699 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,479 I don't give a shit who you jump in the sack with, 700 00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:29,002 I really don't. 701 00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:30,699 It violates the workplace conduct... 702 00:38:30,830 --> 00:38:33,398 Are you shitting me? 703 00:38:33,528 --> 00:38:36,270 Did you ever go to man camp on a Friday night? 704 00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:39,012 They're running girls and booze and God knows what else 705 00:38:39,142 --> 00:38:41,841 in and out of that place like it's a fucking cattle sale. 706 00:38:41,971 --> 00:38:45,410 The whole place is a workplace violation. 707 00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:49,501 So, this guy does a really good job... 708 00:38:49,631 --> 00:38:52,242 and you catch him fooling around or whatever, 709 00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:53,983 you don't fire him. 710 00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:56,725 Now, this guy does a bad job, 711 00:38:56,856 --> 00:38:59,946 you have to fire him no matter how much you like him. 712 00:39:01,817 --> 00:39:03,341 Deal? 713 00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:06,213 Deal. 714 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,781 Okay. Hey, by the way, 715 00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:11,827 Saturday night is typically taco night, 716 00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:14,439 and there's no dress code, so if you're hungry... 717 00:39:14,569 --> 00:39:16,310 - I'm fine. - You sure? 718 00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:18,965 Thank you. 719 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,968 Hey, Rebecca. 720 00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:25,450 Who had you sign this paper? 721 00:39:27,669 --> 00:39:29,236 Nathan. 722 00:39:38,593 --> 00:39:41,204 Oh, thank you. 723 00:39:41,335 --> 00:39:43,163 Just one. 724 00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:46,645 I wish every night was taco night. 725 00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:49,038 It is, 300 miles south of here. 726 00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:51,040 Hey, bud, you want a beer? 727 00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:53,260 - Yeah, sure. - Is that Tommy? 728 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,305 Yeah, hi, honey. 729 00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:57,177 Can I have a word with you, Nate? 730 00:40:08,101 --> 00:40:09,407 You sure you want to poke this bear? 731 00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:11,321 It is a workplace violation, Tommy. 732 00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:13,323 She works 12 hours a day. 733 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:15,674 I mean, where is she gonna meet somebody if it's not at work? 734 00:40:15,804 --> 00:40:17,153 You think she's gonna find the man of her dreams 735 00:40:17,284 --> 00:40:18,720 at the damn Patch Cafe? 736 00:40:18,851 --> 00:40:20,505 - Be that as it may... - Look, there are 737 00:40:20,635 --> 00:40:22,028 a lot of people I don't mind calling enemies. 738 00:40:22,158 --> 00:40:24,117 She is not one of 'em. And you don't want her 739 00:40:24,247 --> 00:40:25,640 laying awake all night trying to figure out 740 00:40:25,771 --> 00:40:27,163 ways to get your ass back. 741 00:40:27,294 --> 00:40:29,122 It goes to deeper issues we're facing, Tommy. 742 00:40:29,252 --> 00:40:30,950 You know what, I don't want to talk about it. 743 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,647 I'm off the clock, and from now on, 744 00:40:32,778 --> 00:40:34,954 starting today, I'm gonna enjoy my life. 745 00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:40,133 You ain't enjoying life today. 746 00:40:42,048 --> 00:40:44,529 You can eat it or fuck it, I don't really care. 747 00:40:50,752 --> 00:40:54,539 Come on. Come with me. Let's go take a walk. 748 00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:13,601 You know what I realized today? 749 00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:19,477 What a gift it is to have you back in my life. 750 00:41:23,176 --> 00:41:26,266 You're a beautiful tornado of a gift, honey. 751 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,270 And I know I damn sure don't deserve it. 752 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,272 Damn sure don't. 753 00:41:32,402 --> 00:41:33,969 But I got it. 754 00:41:36,842 --> 00:41:38,800 I just want to thank you for it. 755 00:41:42,935 --> 00:41:45,285 I love you, honey. 756 00:41:57,689 --> 00:42:00,474 You didn't say anything about my tits. 757 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,825 They're a perk, I can't lie to you. 758 00:42:03,956 --> 00:42:06,132 I just want to be loved. 759 00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:07,699 You are. 760 00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:09,439 And wanted. 761 00:42:09,570 --> 00:42:11,137 Oh, you are. 762 00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,357 And worshipped. 763 00:42:14,488 --> 00:42:16,272 All of it, honey. You got all of it. 764 00:42:16,403 --> 00:42:18,623 And showered with gifts 765 00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:20,712 and a house in Fort Worth 766 00:42:20,842 --> 00:42:22,801 and something on the beach. 767 00:42:22,931 --> 00:42:24,411 I'm a Pisces, baby. 768 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:25,847 You know, I'm just... 769 00:42:25,978 --> 00:42:28,328 I'm a little fish who's stranded ashore. 770 00:42:29,198 --> 00:42:31,244 I'm on it. 771 00:42:48,391 --> 00:42:50,611 Now can I have a taco? 772 00:42:50,742 --> 00:42:54,093 Oh, you can have a taco, you sexy son of a bitch. 773 00:42:59,751 --> 00:43:01,970 They're the only grown-ups I know 774 00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:04,538 that love and laugh and... 775 00:43:04,669 --> 00:43:07,062 and they kiss like teenagers. 776 00:43:17,812 --> 00:43:19,379 Why is that? 777 00:43:19,509 --> 00:43:20,946 I'm not sure 778 00:43:21,076 --> 00:43:22,774 "grown-up" 779 00:43:22,904 --> 00:43:25,080 is the right term for their behavior. 780 00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:29,563 I ain't never seen nothing like it. 781 00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:31,739 Maybe that's the secret. 782 00:43:34,394 --> 00:43:35,961 Never grow up. 783 00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:55,823 This is it, isn't it? 784 00:45:01,133 --> 00:45:02,177 Where do you want me? 785 00:45:02,308 --> 00:45:04,571 Uh, b... Just... follow the roses. 786 00:45:16,278 --> 00:45:17,845 Why are you so nervous? 787 00:45:17,976 --> 00:45:20,152 I already said we should do this. 788 00:45:20,282 --> 00:45:22,023 Well, I've just noticed this pattern 789 00:45:22,154 --> 00:45:24,069 of you changing your mind pretty quickly. 790 00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:25,984 I don't change my mind. 791 00:45:26,114 --> 00:45:28,029 Circumstances change and I change with them. 792 00:45:31,206 --> 00:45:33,600 Circumstances are always gonna change. 793 00:45:34,949 --> 00:45:36,429 But I won't. 794 00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:39,562 The way I feel right now, I... 795 00:45:39,693 --> 00:45:41,173 it will never... 796 00:46:18,384 --> 00:46:19,951 Forever's a long time. 797 00:46:21,343 --> 00:46:22,518 No. 798 00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:24,651 No, i-it'll be over before we know it. 799 00:46:27,567 --> 00:46:29,047 So we better not waste a second.